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Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Ultimate Journey To Meet ALLAH


Ticket Type: One way
Price: Absolutely free (booking confirmed)

Passenger Details:

Name: One of the children of Adam
Origins: From clay
Address: Planet Earth

Conditions Of Travel:

Departure: From life on earth
Destination: To meet Allah "subhanna wa Taala"
Stop-over: Hotel Graveland (2 meters under the ground, for one person)

flight duration: Surprise, will be announced on board by Captain Azra'il

Departure time: Exact time is unknown (but it can happen earlier than expected)

Arrival time: On Judgment Day (to be notified in Graveland)

Itinerary during Transit at Graveland

On the arrival at the hotel (grave): - A quiz will be conducted by two angels: Munkar & Nakir, will have 3 simple questions,

For the comfort of your stay at this TRANSIT STATION. " Hatta zurtum almaqaabir "PLEASE STUDY

1. Who is your God?
2. Who is your prophet?
3. What is your religion?

Depending on how well you answer these questions, your room will be assigned then, We wish you success so that you can join the believers in the deluxe luxury rooms.

Questions will follow about your life on earth, they are very important for your comfort at the Grave hotel, please study.

For more details please visit the Quran, Sura 'Ibrahim' Aya 27, surat At-Takathur

Luggage allowance is limited:

5 meters of white cloth, cotton wool and some drops of perfume.

Unlimited suitcases containing good deeds will be taken on board.

Important ticket Conditions apply

Tickets are not exchangeable

This journey is compulsory for all individuals

No delays allowed

Captain Azra'il states to all passengers:

Flight leaves dead on time

No more reminders will sent

No oxygen masks on board this flight, as your breathing system will be terminated a second before departure.

To contact Captain Azrail, please go to the Holy Quran and Sunnah, if unable to find one consult a scholar or a shaikh nearest to you.

NB; Please remember me in your duas and wish me success to pass my quiz.

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